Vicces Angol Idézetek 1
Vicces Idézetek Angolul
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
When opportunity knocks, some people are in the backyard looking for four-leaf clovers.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 telling them to sit down and shut-up.
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.”
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